I thought last week's 1,300 mile trip over 4 days was just about the bottom of the barrel, but apparently I wasn't even in the right neighborhood. Now, I'm in da hood:
I wait here in Albany, GA until Sunday night to pick up a trailer going to West Virginia for a Tuesday morning unload. That is a whopping 650 miles over four days. By my math, that is twice the suckitude™ as the previous time-wasting champion load.
Heck, I'm not even going to bother putting up a map for now. Plenty of time for that later.